I may have heard this one before, but I can’t remember for sure.
Johnny doesn’t want to go to church. He protests and protests and protests. Finally, he says, “I’ll give you two reasons why I shouldn’t go to church. One, I don’t like them, and two, they don’t like me. So you tell me why I should go to church.”
“I’ll give you two reasons, you’re 48, and you’re the pastor.”
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